June 2026

(H)armless Humour

 Been made aware of Iamderekturbo's work recently. Some very funny stuff with his Armless OC Eri.

Thought I'd add some tickling to it.

Hakuna Hayami

Pumba and Timon find the wild-girl Perusha Hayami laying dehydrated out in a more arid part of Africa. Bringing her to the rainforest and getting her soaked, they quickly befriend the human who likewise seems to enjoy their company.

Clingy Repercussions

Hazel gets a taste of her own Medicine she inflicted upon Arthur when they first met, albeit with a hungry serpent rather than a lusty one. 

When she was out with the Wizard Merlin exploring her home-woods with her new human perspective, Kaa the snake saw not a tiny squirrel only good for teasing, but a tasty morsel ripe for eating and digesting.

Hazel isn't as fast or acrobatic in her new human body to dart around the treetops to avoid Kaa who can bolt around her like a bullet. Nor does she have the strength to compete.

She's aware of the snakes hypnotic ability and avoids it, but there's only so long she can manage not to stare at it before Kaa'll give up on that and use the old-fashioned method.

Merlin will step in at that point to save her, until then he wants to observe how strong Hazel can manage on her own. 

Scrawny Find

There was a whiff of warm food in the air. The Emerald-Boa named Gehoor could sense something warm-blooded in the area.

Looking around it noticed a human trying to rest between ferns on the ground.

This was far from any human tribe, why any human was this far away from their society was a mystery, even more confusing as based on its size, it appeared to be a kid. No signs of a spear or even a concealed knife either.

Continuing to add to the mystery was its skin color, a lot more pale than the others. Perhaps it was sick?

Regardless, Gehoor wouldn't simply ignore this catch. Dangling from the Tree-tops, it snuck up on poor Tarzan and used its hypnosis to catch the boy off-guard.

Telling the boy to stand tall, Tarzan responded by balancing on his arms and legs that same way Gorilla's typically do, when asking the boy again to stand, as it knows Humans do, Tarzan didn't change his stance, as such Gehoor moved his tail around to trip the boy up before lifting his back to get him to balance on his feet while the arms dangled.

Placing its tongue near the human, it smelt the scent of Gorillas.

Now this was getting fascinating. 

Delightfully Devilotte Prank

Yeah I double dipped in the - "And That's How I was Born." meme, but this one's probably better than my first.

Plus I love showing my love of Capcom and it's IPs, so was happy to do it.

Make Vore, Not War

Upon seeing Mio about to get eaten by a massive snake, Boy drew his knife and rushed in to save her, unaware how his magical friend got captured and thus being caught off-guard himself by the snakes hypnotic power.

"Awww, how sssssweet. You wanted to help your friend man-cub?"

Boy could only stare blankly with his mouth ajar.

"I'll make sure you love birdssss are never sssseperated ever again. Come, let me tuck both of you in together."

[Boy & Mio belong to Nintendo: Jungle Wars]

Shoe Repellent

I do find it rather amusing that in original British lore, Fae are quite possibly the strongest beings on the planet just below God and yet people can protect themselves by placing Iron Horse-Shoes on their doors to spook them off.

Pet Pyrénée

With news going about the jungle that the bear-raised human girl was leaving the wilds and heading towards civilization, many animals friends were willing to give there blessings and farewell's.

The devious hypnotic serpent Kaa however had a different idea.

Knowing where to intercept her, Kaa coiled her as she was passing by on the dirt road.

Pyrenee resisted albeit with an attitude of mild annoyance. This was not her first rodeo with Kaa. First two times she was hunted to be a snack for the goliath snake and was fortunate enough to be saved by her adopted father and friends. She had managed to be captured a couple of times after, though Kaa had since then given up on trying to eat her, but rather playing with her like his own personally doll. One that could dance on command.

Her repeated captures were met with greater and greater resistance from the girl, though that was it's own reward when her mind got numbed. No matter how stronger, faster, and wiser Pyrenee got with each later encounter, she was still helpless to defend herself from someone of Kaa's size and flexibility.

This encounter was no different, she had ducked Kaa's hypnotic spell almost a dozen times as she did her best to get down from the tree and get back to her footpath. First not making any speedy attempt, just casually walking around the treetop branches, as Kaa persisted she kicked up the pace but didn't make any sudden momentum, for she figured even if Kaa placed her under, she'd wake up hours later in his clutch and just leave like what happened the last couple of times.

Only after had tricked her into looking into his gaze and managing to lock in did she figure out Kaa's true intention. This wasn't intended to be one last time of playing with his ginger-haired toy, but rather an indoctrination.

Kaa intended to kidnap her and move her deep into the woods far away both from the man-village and the usual hotspots her friends hung around.

And keep her for himself, intended to force her to keep being hypnotized until her mind was permanently broken into being Kaa's 'Friend'

Kaa had delighted himself in using the human as a plaything in the past. Perhaps it was helped by how rare it was for humans in question to be out and about the woods for any reason. Only amplified in rarity given Pyrenee was raised out here.

Knowing as well as humans were considered such a dominate species, taming one under his power would probably never not be satisfying.

The question was, not if Kaa could tame her mind, but how long before she broke?

Toupou the Toy

The wild girl Toupou has managed to be entangled in the coils of Kaa the snake despite her agility and monkey-like manoeuvrability. 

Fortunately for her, her hair making up about 40% of her body will keep her from being gulped by the serpent since Kaa has no fangs to remove the meat separately like other predators, and while he could stuff her in his belly easily despite, all that extra fur would probably tickle his stomach and cause poor digestion than she's really worth.

But not to worry, Kaa isn't like most of his kind that slothes around most of the time and only wakes up to eat a quick meal.

He enjoys toying with the other animals very literally. And humans being taller and smarter monkeys make for the best puppets to exploit.

(Alternative: Consent)

Hypnosis not required. Toupou enjoys spending time with this 100 foot longer serpent despite it often leading to her body being squished between her coils.

Certainly a keeper.