Rob Thomas (Melbourne City)

 

In line right now at Forum Melbourne ready to see the Rob Thomas concert real soon. I've been to orchestra's and Comedy shows before, but this'll be the first time seeing a band I've regularly listened to. 😁

Snakes, Tigers & Bears: Oh My (Anaconda 2 Parody)

 Yeah that's right, you didn't think after I did a Pokémon drawover of Anaconda last year that I wasn't gonna do something regarding the second movie 'Hunt for the Blood Orchid'

Of course, early on I planned to use the mostly male companions in place of the female ones I did for the Seviper parody last year, but it came to mind awhile ago that instead of reusing the Pokémon world I could instead use the cave-cast from Tib & TumTum, a pretty perfect roster to interchange and keep the story similar but a touch of context different.

Enjoy

October 2025

Spirited Pet

 When Haku told Chihiro they would again soon, I don't think this was what he had in mind.

Though, this was always a risk Chihiro made every time she came back to be massaged in the coils of the snake and his hypnotic power. She can't really blame anyone else for this.

Wake Me Up Inside (2021)

Being eaten alive isn't SO bad if your mind is under hypnosis and you are numbed through the digestive process.

Unfortunately the hypnosis doesn't always keep the food under, and when this man-eater Anaconda subdued two subjects and swallowed them whole, the tight confines of the serpents innards was too much for the girl who ended up gaining consciousness.

Though her whereabouts were dark, she could feel the touch of what appeared to be another human in one direction, and something wet and cold in all other places.

First it was confusing that caused her to be afraid, but her last memory of seeing an anaconda with alluring yellow eyes and pieced together what transpired between her blackout.

Crueller Fate

Fail to solve the Phantoms Puzzle room, and you cause Katia and yourself to be eaten alive by a giant anaconda.

But what if the snake were even more sadistic.

Sure, not the most comforting death to be forced down a slimy cold tube and have your skin dissolved assuming the lack of oxygen flow doesn't knock you out first.

But you don't necessarily die from a good long strangulation either if the snake keeps attention to your heartbeat.

Katia and you can't do anything as she is so horribly tormented by a snake that likes to see its food squirm.

Sadistic Sacrifice

Walking through the tall grass and happening near the ditch Swallow-Whole nestled in, Simba, Nala and Perusha got swept up by the serpents coils and pulled in, getting overwhelmed by the mass of loops that would be powerful enough to subdue a full grown elephant.

Taking delight in seeing its captives hypnotized, the snakes stomach was also empty enough to fit one of them in for dinner.

Ah but he can't decide which one to eat. They all look so good. He imagined what all three would look like wiggling inside him desperately wanting to escape.

But alas, he must only eat to the maximum of his starvation, and he ate not too long ago.

Rather then pick one at random, he would give his captives the chance to decide who goes instead.