March 2025

Kaa's Cheeky Catch

 Sandy's underwater biodome served as an excellent home for quite awhile in Bikini Bottom, but ultimately will serve Kaa in the end. Being a very nicely warm place to digest his Texan dinner without the interruption of any of the other locals.

Mind the Maze

Only one little girl had managed to get through Tzeentch's Maze of Madness.

How she succeeded is unknown, even to the Daemons that occupy it.

To make sure absolutely no one would ever get out again, the Chaos God of Change added a new hypnotic obstacle that no one could resist looking at its glow.

Buddying Up

There are some very weird companions you can make in the 'joy' post-apocalyptic future.

A talking hypnotic snake certainly tops the charts. But hey, they make for a very useful battle ally being able to subdue attackers.

Of course Kaa doesn't need to team up with Buddy to get his own meals, but perhaps he's aware of the rarity of human females these days and wishes to help preserve humanity so he can continue to eat such tasty morsels long term.

Whatever the case, Buddy won't refuse a nice bed of coils to sleep on.

Quickie: Friendship in All Forms

More of Hayami Perusha with Simba and Nala, though this time keeping the two lion cubs as is.

Think of it as late February content as it only came to mind yesterday.

What human doesn't want to be friends with a future king of the pride, and what Lion wouldn't want to be friends with a human that speaks its language.

A Serpent Sage

Sage from Sonic Frontiers with a lamia projected body.

Likely won't make a difference given Sages artificial role, but certainly looks a touch more intimidating. 

Miraculous Meal

Marinette Dupain-Cheng attempted a survival challenge in the jungles of India, thinking it would be a breeze compared to the shenanigans she'd dealt with in Paris.

Dangerous wildlife was to be expected, but hypnotic snakes where not on her Bingo Card.