June 2026

(H)armless Humour

 Been made aware of Iamderekturbo's work recently. Some very funny stuff with his Armless OC Eri.

Thought I'd add some tickling to it.

Hakuna Hayami

Pumba and Timon find the wild-girl Perusha Hayami laying dehydrated out in a more arid part of Africa. Bringing her to the rainforest and getting her soaked, they quickly befriend the human who likewise seems to enjoy their company.

Clingy Repercussions

Hazel gets a taste of her own Medicine she inflicted upon Arthur when they first met, albeit with a hungry serpent rather than a lusty one. 

When she was out with the Wizard Merlin exploring her home-woods with her new human perspective, Kaa the snake saw not a tiny squirrel only good for teasing, but a tasty morsel ripe for eating and digesting.

Hazel isn't as fast or acrobatic in her new human body to dart around the treetops to avoid Kaa who can bolt around her like a bullet. Nor does she have the strength to compete.

She's aware of the snakes hypnotic ability and avoids it, but there's only so long she can manage not to stare at it before Kaa'll give up on that and use the old-fashioned method.

Merlin will step in at that point to save her, until then he wants to observe how strong Hazel can manage on her own. 

Scrawny Find

There was a whiff of warm food in the air. The Emerald-Boa named Gehoor could sense something warm-blooded in the area.

Looking around it noticed a human trying to rest between ferns on the ground.

This was far from any human tribe, why any human was this far away from their society was a mystery, even more confusing as based on its size, it appeared to be a kid. No signs of a spear or even a concealed knife either.

Continuing to add to the mystery was its skin color, a lot more pale than the others. Perhaps it was sick?

Regardless, Gehoor wouldn't simply ignore this catch. Dangling from the Tree-tops, it snuck up on poor Tarzan and used its hypnosis to catch the boy off-guard.

Telling the boy to stand tall, Tarzan responded by balancing on his arms and legs that same way Gorilla's typically do, when asking the boy again to stand, as it knows Humans do, Tarzan didn't change his stance, as such Gehoor moved his tail around to trip the boy up before lifting his back to get him to balance on his feet while the arms dangled.

Placing its tongue near the human, it smelt the scent of Gorillas.

Now this was getting fascinating. 

Delightfully Devilotte Prank

Yeah I double dipped in the - "And That's How I was Born." meme, but this one's probably better than my first.

Plus I love showing my love of Capcom and it's IPs, so was happy to do it.

Make Vore, Not War

Upon seeing Mio about to get eaten by a massive snake, Boy drew his knife and rushed in to save her, unaware how his magical friend got captured and thus being caught off-guard himself by the snakes hypnotic power.

"Awww, how sssssweet. You wanted to help your friend man-cub?"

Boy could only stare blankly with his mouth ajar.

"I'll make sure you love birdssss are never sssseperated ever again. Come, let me tuck both of you in together."

[Boy & Mio belong to Nintendo: Jungle Wars]